Never Try to Get Ahead by Marrying a Frog

Never trust anyone who uses his tongue as a fly swatter.
A duck, on the other hand, will never let you down. If a duck claims to be a prince under an evil spell, you may kiss him in complete confidence; he will never drop flies into your soup, croak in your kitchen, or serenade your neighbor's lawn ornaments.

Here, from Chocablog, are some chocolate frogs.

I must rush off now and help my son complete his move. Apparently his first move didn't take, and now he must do another one, involving yet more shifting of stuff from one place to another.

Moving is what migratory birds do. Real people stay in one place.