Smith Publishes Novel about a Bear and a Spider!

Yes, it's true--I did it; it's my fault!
Anyway, here's the link to Ponty Green Bear and the Storm Machine, which is selling at the price of an app--99 pennies. If you can't send pennies over your Internet connection, you should check the coin wrapper to make sure it's good and tight, or you may be holding the Internet wrong. WrongLY, is more better English, of course, but the language, it is  a-changing.

Here's a magnificent cake loaded with little chocolate bears, in case you just can't get enough of bears and chocolate. And here is the website for Heidelberg Cakes, makers of the splendid Cake of Bears.  Unfortunately for me, these people dwell in Adelaide, Australia, which is a little bit further than I usually trek.

And here is a chocolate Swiss army knife. I can't see any attachments in the picture, so I suppose you'll have to eat it to find out if it has any.  Yodel eee, yodel oooo!

Besides making Swiss army knives, the Swiss have very good trains--here's a picture.

And here's one for Jean-Paul Sartre:
Yippee Ti Yi Yo, get along little dogies
For you know that Wyoming will soon be your home.

That's from the cowboy song, "Get Along Little Dogies."
Hee hee hee.