Beware the Lunatic Haggis!

Don't mess with a Scottish elementary school teacher if you want to get through another day!
Scottish nomads aren't so dangerous, because they're very rare, possibly because of the shortage of vast, trackless deserts in Scotland.

If you're planning on trekking across any trackless wastes in the near future, here's a chocolate covered Kendal mint cake from the Nomad Travel Co. in the U.K. It won't keep the sand out of your malted, but that's what you get for pretending to be a caravan.

It seems to be the end of the month. In 31 days, it'll be the end of the next month. And so it goes. Soon it will be time for a nice chocolate calendar, like this.

And here, from Saratoga Springs, a chocolate mountain.
I doubt Jean-Paul Sartre ever saw one of these, so it's unlikely he included it in his catalog of things that exist, which means you better eat it quickly, before it finds out it isn't real, and vanishes.

Do you know where your reality is?