Math Quiz: If you have 2 chocolate bars, and you eat one, how many chocolate bars do you have left?
If you answered 1 chocolate bar, you are WRONG!
In this world, if you eat 1 chocolate bar and leave 1 chocolate bar lying around where anyone can see it, you will have 0 chocolate bars at the end of your mathematical operation.
This proves that to eat is to be.
Jean-Paul Sartre got it wrong; instead of writing Being and Nothingness, he should have written Eating and Nothingness. Then he and his friend, Camus, could have gone off to Les Deux Magots and eaten chocolate cake instead of quarreling and never talking to each other again.
On the other hand, Ernest Hemingway might have eaten their cake while they were trying to prove that the bill didn't exist.
Here, from the Cake Picture Gallery, is a chocolate iPhone cake. Can such things be? Actually, I never knew this site existed--a whole gallery of pictures of chocolate cake! I'll be back.
Enough small talk! Here are some pictures of tanks from Warfoto. Imagine what Conan the barbarian would have done with one of these! He might never have given up barbarianing to become governor of California.
Peace, order, and good government!
The Easter Bunny is watching you....
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