Be Cool; We are Us!

There's nothing to worry about; who you are is who you are, although it's up to you to figure out who that is. There are certain caveats: no refunds or exchanges, batteries not included, not available in stores, and product may not match picture on box.

Here is a book to cheer you up on a rainy day, or when you can't have any chocolate cake because it's not good for you. The skits read very well, even without the visuals, although a few are included.

Among my favorites, the parrot sketch, and the Mr. Hitler sketch: (landlady to Mr. Hitler) "Oh, lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out. You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? Ha ha."

I wonder if anything like Monty Python could ever happen again; their sort of humor is certainly needed in this age of angry blow-hards.

Here is a chocolate milkshake from chefmom.sheknows.com. This would be good on a warm summer's day, on route 66, in a Corvette, or on any other day, at home or in the office.

Here's a chocolate malted from prevention.com. This would be good before or after the milkshake, although I'm sure the author of this recipe would advise you against such a feast, in the interest of surviving yet another day.

And here's a picture of a vampire bat from National Geographic--isn't it cute!