I'm an Undead Frog, Mind You!

In the race to develop an undead frog, no nation has achieved supremacy, although Toronto, under Mayor Vlod Ironbeak, has assembled a team of researchers, and may soon pull into the lead.

There's still time to develop a multi-national treaty banning the use of undead frogs in all conflicts. The consequences of an undead frog war are too terrible to contemplate, though I, in the interests of serving humanity, have contemplated just such horrors, and am here to tell you that they are unimaginable.

If the unthinkable happens, and an undead frog war breaks out, here is what you should include in your survival kit.

Here are some chocolate teddy bear cake decoration disks, from the cakescookiesandcraftsshop.co.uk. Don't eat them all at once, unless you want to.

Here is a chocolate Christmas tree from Italy that was made with 60 kgs of chocolate. This definitely solves the problem of what to do with the tree once the festive season is over.

And here is a picture of an excavator, in case you want to excavate something.

Somewhere, over the rainbow....