Binky, the Plush Toy Haggis

Aliens haven't yet learned that the most dangerous question anyone in the Universe of Adjustable Manners can possibly ask is "What could go wrong?"

Here's a picture of a useful chocolate pie from inhouserecipes.com. If you can't get your hands on a toy haggis, you can always console yourself with this. Chocolate pies brighten up the darkest house, and make good pets, too, for a few hours.

Here's a superb pair of blue jaws from northerntrack.co.uk, makers of all sorts of fascinating demolition equipment, including shearing, ripping, crushing and sifting devices. Here, nicely set out in a photo collage, are some of the ripping attachments they offer.

There's something fascinating about construction equipment, but I suppose you could say the same thing about tanks and airplanes. So many exciting things to see and do!

I'm off to see the wizard....