11/30/10

Dentures for an Undead Radioactive Zombie Frog Acolyte

When you really want to crunch those juicy flies you catch, you'll need a good set of Acme dentures, featuring stainless steel springs, roller bearings, and a hidden pocket for secret documents.

Personally, I'd prefer chocolate donuts to flies; I like my food to sit still on the plate, and not buzz around like flies on a windowpane. These donuts are from the Food Network, and come with a recipe. My understanding is that the donuts themselves are not that difficult to make, but the holes have to be imported from somewhere, unless you happen to know a physicist with an atom smasher.

It's a good idea to get to know your local physicist; you never know when you might need a little help.

Actually, I prefer chocolate cream pies to chocolate donuts. Here's one from a site called Mennonite Girls Can Cook that looks very good.

Well, that's enough about food. Here are some more pictures of demolition equipment hard at work, courtesy of the North American Dismantling Company. I really like that name; I think it would make an excellent name for a blog, or even a novel.

This company has an impressive list of equipment, and does some very interesting things, from total demolition to what they call 'critical lift and pick' and 'industrial strip out'. You could probably run a test project on your neighbor's house first, then hire the company to do some major work.

That's all for today, folks.

Remember, the Easter Bunny knows whether you've been good or bad.....

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