McBowel's Funtime Meal with Happy Axe

It's a healthy meal because it comes with a lettuce leaf, which qualifies as a salad (if you eat it), and besides, tomato ketchup has tomatoes in it.

During the night, while I was sleeping, time moved ahead for everyone else and left me behind, so when I woke up, I was an hour behind.

That's the only explanation I can think of for the world inexplicably being an hour ahead of me. Come back, world!

Here is a chocolate clock, meaning it dispenses chocolate instead of cuckoo birds on the hour. Choco, choco, choco. I wonder if you get twelve chocolates at 12 o'clock.

Here is a boat made out of chocolate. This proves you can do almost anything you want to do, if you set your mind to it, and hire a good chocolatier.

More importantly, here, from a company called Rock and Dirt,  is a picture of a large grinder for grinding large things, or large amounts of things. This place is Valhalla for anyone who likes heavy machinery; it features dozens of pictures and specs on every item, and you can buy or lease.

So much happiness in one compressed morning.

I'll be back....