Never Look a Gift Alien in the Mouth

Re-gifting has become a traditional activity during various festivals, including birthdays, graduation, Spring riots, and sports riots.

It's come to my attention there aren't enough chocolate cookies in the world. Here, in a bid to ease this growing crisis, is a recipe from the Toronto Star for peanut-butter filled chocolate cookies. If you're allergic to peanut butter, close your eyes while reading the recipe.

And here, from Group Recipes, is a fine contribution to the well-being of humans everywhere--a recipe for the old-fashioned chocolate malted, as consumed during the fifties in such places as Walgreens, Woolworth, the Hudson's Bay Company, and other fine establishments. This is even better than a Burma Shave sign!

And here is the website of the North American Dismantling Corp., where you will find lots of interesting pictures of fine machines biting, crunching, shearing, smashing, digging and wrecking old buildings.

If you're interested in learning how to operate these beauties, or in a career in demolition, here's a site that can get you started.

Remember, anyone can build something--it takes an expert to destroy it.

Tie me stegosaurus down, sport!