Sacrifice Your Kitchen Gadgets Before it's Too Late!

The gods love all-purpose kitchen gadgets (not available in stores, limit of one per customer, but wait--there's more! Purchase one Acme all-purpose kitchen gadget, and for an extra $3 we'll send you a liquefied natural gas plant for your backyard or patio! Hurry, offer is limited!)

No more chocolate. It's time for strictly nutritious and healthy foods, like this 12-foot, record-setting chocolate Duracell bunny, crafted by Harry Johnson in Sand City, South Africa.

Did I say no more chocolate?

Here's a collection of safety tips for demolition workers from Caterpillar. There's a lot of other information on the site, so it's worth a look.

If you're feeling a little down today, take a look at these photos on the North American Dismantling site; they're bound to cheer you up. There's something uplifting about heavy machinery hard at work, destroying buildings, making way for new model railroad shops and chocolate shops, and....

It's Friday. The Easter bunny is hopping closer.

No worries.