1/13/11

Vying for a Reluctant Hero

No matter how noble the quest, there's usually a fair amount of bickering before the ultimate goal is achieved.

And here is one possible ultimate goal--an assortment of chocolate gift boxes. These are from Gift Baskets by Conny.

It's time for a change. This website has been featuring various demolition items that you might want to purchase as gifts for your significant other, but now it's time to think about the other half of heavy machinery--construction. If you wanted to build a house, for instance, you might find some construction machinery useful.

One of the first things you have to think about when building a house is where to put it. Generally speaking, you'll need to construct a hole in which to insert your house, which means using an excavator.

Here's a nice excavator from Hitachi, although it may be a little large if you're considering a smaller house, and you'll probably need a big garage for it.

The good thing about holes is, if you change your mind after building one and decide you don't really want a house, you can sell the hole to a gardener.

Gardeners are always on the look-out for holes into which they can place things like petunia or rutabaga seeds.

You can also divide a big hole up into smaller holes and sell them to Tim Horton's for use as donut holes (Full disclosure--I drink Tim Horton's coffee). I'm sure many donut-makers employ people just to scavenge the city for holes to put in their donuts.

If you do decide to go ahead with your house-building project, you can always rent out the hole to a paranoid individual until such time as you obtain the materials and machines necessary to complete the project.

There you have it.

No worries.

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