The Curse of the Maladroit Penguin

And so a new comic begins, and never has there been a greater threat to the very existence of the universe we have come to know and love. Will our heroes be able to find and stop the cad who threatens our way of life? Or will our entire universe collapse under a mound of vegetables?
Stay tuned to this station....

In the meantime, instead of biting your nails, you might want to bite one of these chocolates from Leonidas, featured on Chocolate Planet. Or one of these fair-trade chocolates from Mola Mola.

Or you could spend some quality time with this superb Sennebogen demolition machine, designed for extreme demolition needs. You'll find lots of interesting machines and pictures on this company's site.

Speaking of demolition, there'll be a fair amount of it going on in our apartment today--jack hammers, chip hammers and the like. Some things fall apart after 30 years, and have to be renovated.

No worries.