Sacrifice Your Kitchen Gadgets Before it's Too Late!

The gods love all-purpose kitchen gadgets (not available in stores, limit of one per customer, but wait--there's more! Purchase one Acme all-purpose kitchen gadget, and for an extra $3 we'll send you a liquefied natural gas plant for your backyard or patio! Hurry, offer is limited!)

No more chocolate. It's time for strictly nutritious and healthy foods, like this 12-foot, record-setting chocolate Duracell bunny, crafted by Harry Johnson in Sand City, South Africa.

Did I say no more chocolate?

Here's a collection of safety tips for demolition workers from Caterpillar. There's a lot of other information on the site, so it's worth a look.

If you're feeling a little down today, take a look at these photos on the North American Dismantling site; they're bound to cheer you up. There's something uplifting about heavy machinery hard at work, destroying buildings, making way for new model railroad shops and chocolate shops, and....

It's Friday. The Easter bunny is hopping closer.

No worries.

A 30-Minute Detention for Eating Your Relatives

The crime should always fit the punishment, so be careful when you commit a dastardly act--read the statutes and case histories in advance to make sure your choice of evils doesn't net you more chastisement than you bargained for.

Here's a picture of a York chocolate cat, along with some information.

And here is a picture of the Titanic entirely modeled in chocolate.

When making your choice between these two, keep in mind that the cat will be a friend for a long time, as long as you do everything he or she asks of you. The chocolate model will ask nothing, but will only be with you for a few days.

So choose both.

Which brings us to the problem of the ethics of choice, in which humans are assumed to want more rather than less of a good. This is thought by many economists to be rational, but their interpretation of rational is strictly defined to, "mean that an individual acts as if balancing costs against benefits to arrive at action that maximizes personal advantage."

So here, to maximize your personal advantage by giving you super powers, is a chocolate bunny.

Grab your share quickly, or the economists will be disappointed.

In the words of Pink Floyd, "MONEY!" Well, that was one of their words--there were more.

No worries.