8/9/10

Duck Priests of Doom Invent Temple Offerings

Only two people on the planet Earth know that a world was accidentally created when J. S. Mill opened the wrong door in a Chinese restaurant. The owner, Billy Bob Wu, knows about it, but he doesn't want his property taxes raised to cover an entire world, so he boarded up the closet and won't utter another word on the subject.
J. S. Mill, the man who opened the door, knows about it, but he couldn't see the use of it, so, for him, it ceased to exist.
Groucho Marx knows about it, but he doesn't count, because he's a funny guy, and besides, he left us all alone with a lot of humorless politicians and fanatics and went off to entertain the angels.

Meanwhile, in the utility cupboard in the Grand Imperial Lucky Chinese Restaurant, where Tockworld was accidentally created, the priests are hard at work, telling people why they need priests.
And I'm listening to Doris Day singing 'How much is that doggy in the window...."

Speaking of angels, here's a picture of a chocolate angel food cake, along with the recipe.
I've got to stop doing this--looking at pictures of chocolate and cakes puts ideas in my head, and the next thing you know, I'm down at some bakery or chocolate shoppe telling myself that I'd better pick up just one more of those, in case there's a war or something, and all bakeries are destroyed.

Here, from the World War II Zone, are pictures of a Soviet self-propelled gun SU-76, which was recently discovered at the bottom of the Danube River in Austria. There was still some ammo in it, so, with a little cleaning and restoration work, you could use it to defend a bakery, in case there's another war.

Make cakes, not war!
No worries.

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