Hybrid School Buses Keep the Floors Clean

Anyone failing to stop for this school bus will be turned into a newt.
This is a weird day.
City workers installing new pipes on our street broke the water main, so we have no water.
My wife tried to phone me to ask me to pick up some bottled water, but my 5-year-old Treo malfunctioned and so all I heard was 'th...w...b....get...'
The water is still out, and the cat chose this day of all days to hurk up a hair ball and other messy things, so we can't clean properly because no water.
The vacuum cleaner jammed on a piece of junk, and I'm trying, without success to clear it.
I don't know what's going to happen next, but I'm not taking any chances. If I pull some of the boxes out from under the bed, there might be enough room for me.
On the other hand, the boxes have been there for a looooooong time--so who knows what's lurking inside them. Possibly not what was originally packed in them, whatever that was.
There's always the closet....
Or I could just put one of these on my desk and contemplate it for awhile.
No worries.
Ha!