Psychoanalyzing the Haggis

Heredity plays an important role in personality development. For instance, if your parents were sheep, it's quite likely you'll find yourself attracted to shepherds.
You can cure yourself of this neurosis by reading the backs of cereal boxes.

It's Saturday. I'm trying to figure out the new Dreamweaver--the version I've been using is from 2004. Odd things happen when I try to design a website layout using CSS. I think I'd be better off if I just put a picture of a haggis on my website, and a link to this blog.

It's time for breakfast; I've been thinking about this chocolate ice cream from the Colombiano Coffee House, but it's probably not a good idea. So here's a bowl of porridge.

Jean-Paul Sartre would probably have had just a cafe au lait and a croissant. In Paris. Before the prices were launched into orbit.

Nostradamus would have foreseen chocolate ice cream, but it wouldn't have done him any good, because you can't eat what isn't there yet. That's probably why he got so angry and predicted all kinds of havoc. A little chocolate ice cream would have calmed him down.

I'll go now.....

Peace, order, and good government.