How Long Have You Been a Haggis?

Good psychiatrists have an intuitive understanding of the battlefield; they know that conditions can change rapidly as the enemy deploys his forces, and they react quickly, always keeping the opposing generals off balance. They never charge a formidable foe, such as the Scots Greys, head-on, but look for advantage, preserving their forces for that one decisive moment when a flank is suddenly exposed, or the main force confronting them weakens.

Clausewitz said it all. Read him carefully, study the tactics of other generals psychiatrists, and at the end of the day, the field will be yours as Wellington's army flees, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...NO!...I mean, you will help your patient begin to heal.
                                                                         --Philip (Wellington Lost!) Napoleon

For the modern general psychiatrist, who would like to get in some practice before assaulting analyzing a patient, here is a chocolate birthday tank.