Enemy bagpipe, giraffe, and rolling pin astern!

When attacking a UFO, it's wise to use a variety of tools, because you never know which one will be effective. Also, you should make sure you know which is 'port' and which is 'starboard' before you shout commands to your Igor (or Gorina, as the case may be).

It's morning, for some reason.

Here is a picture of a building being demolished. And here is a picture of two diesel locomotives bashing each other.

And here, from the Joy of Baking site,  is a picture of a chocolate pudding, along with a recipe.

So that explains everything.

Every cloud has a chocolate pudding....