Must Save Beautiful Haggis Princess from Mad Doctor

Actually, beautiful haggis princesses are quite capable of looking after themselves, especially if they're made of body parts robbed from graves.
But that would be a different story, full of contemporary irony and social relevance, and possibly written in the fashionable present tense, with lots of product placements (cool products, wearing black T-shirts; not ordinary products like diesel locomotives or wrecking cranes, wearing suits and ties).

Here's a picture of a chocolate kangaroo. It may not be a bitter, ironic, contemporary kangaroo, but it's edible, and should be quite tasty.

Here's a picture of Simone de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul Sartre. I don't know if they're talking about how you can define yourself with chocolate, but they're certainly discussing something.

Anyway, my computer is about to restart to install important updates, so that's it for today!

Tie me kangaroo down....