I'm late for some reason, probably because I slept in.

I have to get down to the shops before all of the demolition equipment is sold out; I was thinking of getting something like this to put under the tree for my wife, or this. I don't know; they might not sell these at the Hudson's Bay Company.

It's easier to think about chocolate cream pie than it is to think about presents. My brain hurts already.

Well, I'm off.

Don't eat anything I wouldn't eat....