By the Way; Wellington Lost!

The world is full of armchair historians.

It's Friday; I can't think of any reasons for anything. Things just are. No one even asked my permission! This is no way to run a world, so I'm going to retire to this chocolate castle. I got this image from the Food Network, where you can find a recipe for it.

Actually, people who live in chocolate houses shouldn't eat chocolate.

Here's a picture of the god Monday hard at work flattening things. I got this image from the Make site, which is quite interesting, especially for people who can actually use drills, hammers and such without dropping them all the time, or hitting the wrong things.

So anyway, you can appease the god Monday by flattening something, perhaps a vegetable, or a spammer.

Time to head them off at the pass....

How Long Have You Been a Haggis?

Good psychiatrists have an intuitive understanding of the battlefield; they know that conditions can change rapidly as the enemy deploys his forces, and they react quickly, always keeping the opposing generals off balance. They never charge a formidable foe, such as the Scots Greys, head-on, but look for advantage, preserving their forces for that one decisive moment when a flank is suddenly exposed, or the main force confronting them weakens.

Clausewitz said it all. Read him carefully, study the tactics of other generals psychiatrists, and at the end of the day, the field will be yours as Wellington's army flees, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...NO!...I mean, you will help your patient begin to heal.
                                                                         --Philip (Wellington Lost!) Napoleon

For the modern general psychiatrist, who would like to get in some practice before assaulting analyzing a patient, here is a chocolate birthday tank.