There's More Than One Foot of Evil Afoot

Human, as everyone knows, invented sin.
Ducks don't sin; they just do whatever they like, until a bigger duck comes along and tells them what they like. It's called the 'Law of the Beak', or 'Beaking and Nothingness', and it doesn't mean a thing, until you meet the Big Duck.

Here is a picture of a 12 lb sledge hammer.

And here is a picture of a big duck. Which of these two pictures is different from the other picture? Which of these two are the same? Why?
In 5,000 words are more, explain why one is better than the other.

Or you can forget about exams and essays and just eat this chocolate duck. It's a better test of your abilities. I got this picture from the site of another cartoonist who happens to be another Smith, though unrelated to me, as far as I know. Perhaps I'm related to him. Anyway, he's a talented cartoonist, and his site is definitely worth a look.

And now, it's time.

No worries.

The Philosophical Ostrich Strikes Again!

Duck Brand chocolate only seems to exist in my imagination at this point in time, however, here is a picture of a very enticing looking chocolate duck from Lilybanks Confectionery.

I seem to be posting later and later--this is largely due to the amount of time I'm spending tinkering with my website, trying to get it stabilized so that pieces of it don't go flying off into the ether when different browsers attack it.

This should solve the problem, a handy 88mm anti-aircraft gun.
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Haggis!