Alien Model Railroading

Many people from distant planets in far-away galaxies mistakenly believe that Earth TV is somehow reflective of human society.

On the other hand, if it is reflective of human society, we humans are in very serious trouble.

Here is a fine assortment of chocolate gifts from the Chocoholic site, for people who were thinking of giving gifts of chocolate to loved ones or friends, or to themselves.

In case some of you were wondering what demolition contractors actually do, here is a job description from the Compact Tractors site: "Demolition service contractors wreck everything from single storey structures to high rise buildings with several storeys. They likewise demolish concrete foundations and concrete footings, concrete vaults and all types of paving."

The site also describes the work of other demolition agencies, including excavation service contractors, grading service contractors, and hauling contractors. And, of course, you will find all sorts of information on compact tractors here.

You can't make an omelet without wrecking a building.

No worries.

Ingratitude

An old comic to fill a gaping void while I get the new story ready.

Meanwhile, here are some ideas for Valentine's Day gifts featuring chocolate from Blisstree. It will be here before you know it.

For those of you who would rather crush rocks than eat chocolate, here are some interesting rock-crushing attachments for your demolition machine, from Montabert. You can also crush wood with these devices, or anything else crushable.

It's time to get moving. Never put off until today what you can do tomorrow. Sleep on it. Put it in the closet, shut the door, and maybe it will go away.

No worries.

How do Cows Work?

It's Monday morning again, so you can believe whatever you like. In fact, you can always believe whatever you like, as long as you watch out for reality's dangerous hooves.

Here is a picture of some chocolate gifts you might want to give someone, or better yet, to receive from someone.  The picture is from the chocolates UK website, where  you can find other interesting items.  I scanned the site, however I did not find any chocolate carrots or turnips, so you'll probably have to settle for boring old normal vegetables, if you want vegetables,

Actually, I just found this site, which has recipes featuring BOTH chocolate and vegetables.  Can such things be!
Yes they can--there are recipes for chocolate carrots, chocolate potato crisps, and all kinds of chocolate with fruit (That should be the other way around--all kinds of fruit with chocolate.)

The recipe for chocolate carrots involves dipping the carrots in two kinds of melted chocolate, then refrigerating the concoction until the chocolate hardens. Those of you with little creatures in the house will have to supervise them whilst they partake of this feast, in case they try to scrape off the chocolate and just eat the carrots--or should this sentence be the other way around too?

If you're allergic to food, you could always close your eyes and pretend the chocolate is a special kind of water, perhaps heavy water. That way, you could get a secure job in a nuclear reactor, unless you'd rather be a medical isotope.

Anyway, I'm getting off topic here. So, don't pay any attention to me; eat healthy and nutritious foods, and you'll be sorry healthy.

Happy trails....