The Toad of Paradise

Here it is at last, the new and improved 'The Ducks of Doom'--'The Ducks of Doom II: The Toad of Paradise', with the active ingredients, Roxitall and Bung for cleaning those hard-to-reach bathroom tiles and cupboard tops. Nine out of ten dentists agree, 'The Ducks of Doom II' whitens your teeth better than the nearest competitor.

Speaking of chocolate, here's a collection of recipes for chocolate treats from the Homemade Chocolate Treats site. And if you want yet more chocolate confections (who in their right mind doesn't!), here is a recipe for marbled chocolate treats from the Kraft company, featuring peanut butter and chocolate.

And for those of you who got a nice demolition machine under the tree for Christmas, you might want to learn how to use it before rushing out to demolish your neighbor's monster house something. The National Demolition Training Group offers just what you need--training opportunities from site operative level to supervisor.

As an added, extra bonus, there's a nice picture of a demolition machine on their site.

Remember, kids; never demolish your own house--you might need it some day.

Happy trails to you.....

On the Dog House

I've been readying a new story but it's taking much longer than I thought to work up characters.

Here is your morning horoscope: If you were born sometime, you will have a good day with some rough spots, and things will happen. Be of good cheer; otherwise you won't be of good cheer.

Here are some chocolate treats to help you be of good cheer. You'll find recipes for these, along with a video and many other things on the docook.com site.

Sometimes when you're feeling blocked or trapped, you need to release the tension, and what better way than by demolishing your neighbor's house something. You don't need much special equipment for this--no exercise bikes or weights, or annoying beach balls you have to try and sit on--all you need is a good demolition machine, like the one in this picture.

Spend a day bashing and crunching things with this baby, and you'll feel much better. You can find more like it on the OLX Special Demolition Equipment Rentals site.

Isn't that nice!

No worries.