Now it Begins

It's that time of year again.

Actually, it's 2011. That calls for some chocolate, which you will find here, from Lake Champlain Chocolates, and here, on the Nielsenwire site.

Yes, Valentine's Day will soon be here, followed shortly thereafter by spring, green leaves, warm breezes, sunny days, baseball, etc.

Wishful thinking.

Anyway, now is a good time to think about demolition, and possibly taking some courses in how to use your new demolition machine.

There are many places where you can get training, and even a certificate to show your neighbor when you demolish his monster house. Here, on the Quantum Murray LP site, you'll find information about training, or you can just contract with them to demolish whatever it is you want demolished.

It's interesting work, you'll be well-paid, and many people will envy you.

Time flies....

The Toad of Paradise

Here it is at last, the new and improved 'The Ducks of Doom'--'The Ducks of Doom II: The Toad of Paradise', with the active ingredients, Roxitall and Bung for cleaning those hard-to-reach bathroom tiles and cupboard tops. Nine out of ten dentists agree, 'The Ducks of Doom II' whitens your teeth better than the nearest competitor.

Speaking of chocolate, here's a collection of recipes for chocolate treats from the Homemade Chocolate Treats site. And if you want yet more chocolate confections (who in their right mind doesn't!), here is a recipe for marbled chocolate treats from the Kraft company, featuring peanut butter and chocolate.

And for those of you who got a nice demolition machine under the tree for Christmas, you might want to learn how to use it before rushing out to demolish your neighbor's monster house something. The National Demolition Training Group offers just what you need--training opportunities from site operative level to supervisor.

As an added, extra bonus, there's a nice picture of a demolition machine on their site.

Remember, kids; never demolish your own house--you might need it some day.

Happy trails to you.....

Never Look a Gift Alien in the Mouth

Re-gifting has become a traditional activity during various festivals, including birthdays, graduation, Spring riots, and sports riots.

It's come to my attention there aren't enough chocolate cookies in the world. Here, in a bid to ease this growing crisis, is a recipe from the Toronto Star for peanut-butter filled chocolate cookies. If you're allergic to peanut butter, close your eyes while reading the recipe.

And here, from Group Recipes, is a fine contribution to the well-being of humans everywhere--a recipe for the old-fashioned chocolate malted, as consumed during the fifties in such places as Walgreens, Woolworth, the Hudson's Bay Company, and other fine establishments. This is even better than a Burma Shave sign!

And here is the website of the North American Dismantling Corp., where you will find lots of interesting pictures of fine machines biting, crunching, shearing, smashing, digging and wrecking old buildings.

If you're interested in learning how to operate these beauties, or in a career in demolition, here's a site that can get you started.

Remember, anyone can build something--it takes an expert to destroy it.

Tie me stegosaurus down, sport!