Undead Dentures Bite Radioactive Zombie Frog Acolyte

Strange, but true. You read it here!

One place you won't find crazed denture predators is inside a chocolate cake, especially a cake as good as this dark chocolate item made by a pastry chef and featured on allrecipes.

Thinking about chocolate cake is one way of combating stress (it works for me!), although if you'd rather meditate on rutabagas, here's a picture of one from the World Community Cookbook.

Speaking of chocolate, here's a chocolate jet fighter from Seroogy's, in Wisconsin. Whenever you feel threatened, just scramble one of these and you'll be fine.

And now, on to the topic of demolition equipment.

What to do when your neighbor builds an enormous petroleum cracking tower or silo in his back yard, blocking your view?  Here, from Hitachi Construction Equipment, is a splendid long reach front, two-piece boom, and multi-section boom that can be selectively attached on one hydraulic excavator, and can crunch anything up to 40 m high.

Good on Hitachi!

Peace, order, and good government.

We'll meet again....

The Dentist is Your Friend

If you want a radioactive frog to bite you, then you'll have to go to a lot of extra work and expense.

Lately, I've been thinking a lot about chocolate cream pies as a solution to the problem of the missing dark matter in the universe. Here's one from Epicurious that could solve almost any problem, except that of the missing bankers.

There's a recipe included, in case you want to try your luck. Please don't destroy the universe while you're experimenting with this--we need it, for the time being.

Here's one from Canadian Living called a Double Whammy chocolate cream pie. There's a recipe for it, along with a lot of other recipes, should you accept the mission.

Meanwhile, I've been thinking of experimenting with a little animation to liven up my cartoons. I've been looking at Toon Boom studio and Anime Studio, with an eye to adding yet more hours to the day's overload of projects and plans. Maybe this is a bad idea.

Maybe I'll look at some more pictures of demolition equipment, like these useful devices from Demolition Attachments. This company sells a complete spectrum of fascinating things, including multiprocessor, rotating pulverizer, fixed puliverizer, steel shear, mechanical crusher, mechanical grapple, and hydraulic hammers.

Batteries not included, not available in stores, and you'll need a large demolition machine to which you can affix the attachments.

Some people think that demolition is a fairly simple business, involving the complete destruction of various objects.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Demolition is a complex activity that requires much thought and planning, and involves an entire philosophy. As Diogenes said (It's one of the lost fragments), "You have to destroy a chocolate cake to enjoy it."

Where are the steam engines of yesteryear?

Happy Trails to you....