Undead, Zombie Frog Bankers Invade Toronto

There are few, if any, defenses against an army of undead zombie frog bankers. You might as well just throw your money out the window and run away.

Here are some chocolate crepes from Paris. These would go well with a cafe au lait on a sunny morning, when a whole, perfect day stretches before you. Meanwhile, as winter approaches in Toronto....

Santa is busy making chocolate. These two are from neuchatelchocolates.com.

I've been waiting for nearly two years now for this book, but it should be out before too long. Walt Kelly is one of my heroes, along with Carl Barks, Bill Watterson, Charles Schulz, and many others.

Here's another picture of a steam shovel, in case you need a little cheering up. Steam shovels are always ready to give you a pat on the back and utter a few kind words to get you going.

Sunday is slipping away. Soon it will be Monday. Must not let that happen....

Home, home on the range....

Undead Zombie Frog Bankers Want Your Money NOW!

It's true.
I'm late for a very important date with Adobe Illustrator and the next comic, so I will conclude this posting with a brief dissertation on chocolate. You can order a bound copy if you like, for your perusal later on, at your leisure, when appropriate sacrifices to Demeter have been made so that the crops will grow again.

Here is the dissertation: Chocolate good! Yum!

Here is a picture of a chocolate cream pie. I have no idea who the goddess of chocolate cream pies is, but we should all give thanks, in case she goes away.

Here is a picture of a steam shovel. These are sometimes available at your local pet store for adoption, but you have to prove that you would be a good owner, and brush and comb your little steam shovel every day.

No worries.

I'm a Ghost, Mind You, Not a Loonie!

It seems to me that the Lady of the Lake has a tedious job--standing around in a lake waiting for some fool of a king to come and get his sword could wear you down after awhile. She probably gets a lot of colds.
On the other hand, this one is a duck, so she can snack on grubs and roots while waiting for Arthur.
On yet another hand, these ducks are smarter than the average duck--they eat chocolate.

Speaking of chocolate, it's time for breakfast. Here's a chocolate croissant from the Colombiano Coffee House. Your breakfast should probably include something healthy, such as a baked nutritionist, or a turnip, but the croissant remains the featured item.

Here is a picture of a steam-powered wrecking crane. This is from the Nevada Northern Railway Historical Museum, and it features not only a steam-powered crane, but plenty of track, and a roundhouse with steam locomotives!

The world needs more railroads and steam engines.

Where was I?

Ah yes, tie me kangaroo down, sport.....

All Hands on Deck; Enemy Haggis Astern!

These days, you have to keep a sharp look out for dangerous objects pretending to be food.
Not that haggis is pretending, of course--haggis is a venerable and much-cherished food item. But in every barrel of haggises, there's always one black sheep haggis ready to do evil. So be warned.

Here's a recipe for and a picture of a thing called a 'Gone to Heaven Chocolate Pie'. The author says the skill level is intermediate, which completely eliminates me, but the beauty of a thing like this is, if something goes wrong, you still have a lot of chocolate.

And here is a picture of a turnip.
Just looking at this thing is bound to send a flood of positive vegetable waves into your system. You'll be so healthy, you'll have to lie down and take a nap to get rid of all of that excess vitality.

Was it Plato who said, "Eat your turnips!" Or was it Machiavelli?

Be well!