A Femme Fatale for the Questing Haggis

What would a noir novel be without the volatile presence of a femme fatale?
They are the true, unsung heroes of literature, the chocolate sublime creatures that make knights and madmen out of mere mortals and ducks. Without them, what fool would rush off and engage in fisticuffs, the clash of arms, and, worse yet, smooching!

Of course, very few femme fatales are haggises, but anything is possible in this unstable world of ours.
So the next time you meet a femme fatale, make sure she isn't a haggis made of body parts robbed from graves and stitched together by an Igorina.
There you have it.
Your science project for this term will be to build a monster haggis from haggis parts robbed from graves, and to zap it into life with a jolt from your trusty, battery-operated re-animator.
Make sure to use rechargeable batteries.
Here are some chocolate monsters to get you started. I found these on thenibble.com, which is a magazine about specialty foods.
I wouldn't advise trying to re-animate a chocolate monster, however. But you never know; it might work....