Anger Management for Monsters

Many people are angry these days, possibly because they don't have enough chocolate, or they have too much coffee and not enough money and time.

The wolves aren't very happy either--Little Red Riding Hood has had a free ride for generations now, but there is another side to the story. What exactly was in that basket she was carrying? And was she a little girl, or a dwarf? Or perhaps an alien crop circle in disguise?

As for her so-called granny--Ha! Alien spymasters often disguise themselves as human grandmothers so they can meet their dwarf agents right under the eyes of the authorities and give them instructions. No one is safe!

Here from WikiHow are pictures of healthy breakfasts, along with recipes, and there's not a trace of chocolate in any of them.

And here, from www.food.sify.com is a picture of a breakfast with chocolate.

You choose.

Here is a picture of a snow plow that would do a nice job of clearing your driveway and demolishing your house this winter. Locomotive not included. Some restrictions apply. Product may not match picture on box. Not available in stores.

All aboard!