Duckman

Evildoers beware!

Can't find the special duck that will give you super powers? Try this assortment of chocolate ducks from Neuhaus, available in milk and dark. They're made of Belgian chocolate, but they speak a language that everyone in the world understands--chocolate.

Another language everyone understands is demolition, although it's not normally associated with chocolate. Here are some hydraulic breakers from Furukawa for small jobs and work in tight spaces.

KF 1 and KF 2 can be attached to mini-excavators and compact utility loaders, and the KF 3 can be mounted on mini-excavators, compact utility loaders and many skid-steer loaders.

And here is a cabbage.

No worries.

Resistance is Futile

You, too, can curse in Cthonth, the tongue of the auld religion, but you may need a little practice getting the 'thb', the 'cthh', and the 'thbtt' to come out right. Cthonth is derived from ancient Sumerian, which, itself, is a derivative of Valley Girl talk, from the San Fernando valley.

So, if you happen to run into one of the auld priests, curse him before he curses you, and, like...be like...."S'up doc?"

Enough jocularity. Here are some chocolate ducks. Nothing funny about these little chaps.

And now I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree....

No--that's not it!

It was a dark and stormy night, in the middle of the afternoon, when morning broke over the enchanted evening, revealing true love across a crowded canoe.

Happy trails....