Duckman

Evildoers beware!

Can't find the special duck that will give you super powers? Try this assortment of chocolate ducks from Neuhaus, available in milk and dark. They're made of Belgian chocolate, but they speak a language that everyone in the world understands--chocolate.

Another language everyone understands is demolition, although it's not normally associated with chocolate. Here are some hydraulic breakers from Furukawa for small jobs and work in tight spaces.

KF 1 and KF 2 can be attached to mini-excavators and compact utility loaders, and the KF 3 can be mounted on mini-excavators, compact utility loaders and many skid-steer loaders.

And here is a cabbage.

No worries.

Look What you Did to our UFO!

There have been few recorded incidents of collisions involving UFO's and camels, overhead cranes, wrecking balls and steam rollers, however it's wise to prepare for any eventuality.

The next time you find yourself driving on the freeway, or just rushing about the city shopping for rutabagas and chocolate, keep an eye out for stray UFO's, and if you spot one, try to see if it's being chased by ducks in steam rollers or on camels. If it is, then run away as fast as you can. Don't forget your car, of course, but split the scene post haste.

Here is a picture of a dark chocolate pecan pie, along with a recipe, from www.hersheys.com. You should probably eat this at lunch, not breakfast, however I'm sure it's nutritious and wholesome, and all of those other things. I don't care; I'll just eat it.

Here is a selection of Cadbury chocolate bars. And here is a picture of a cabbage from the Green Giant Company. The cabbage is undoubtedly better for you. I believe I shall have a cabbage for lunch.

And then a chocolate bar.

Elvis says hello....