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Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching. If you plan on giving the perfect gift, you might want to shop early for chocolates--that way you can test out chocolate assortments from several manufacturers before making your selection. It's tough work, I know, but here, from Nielsen, is an example to get you started on your arduous, chocolate-tasting task.
Yesterday, we discussed the first step in building your house, which is purchasing an excavator and constructing a hole into which you can fit your domain. Planning, of course, is important, but some people prefer to plan their house after they've built it.
Excavators get lonely all by themselves, so you might want to think about adding some machinery to keep your new pet company. A pile driver would be a good investment, especially if you've decided to build your house in your neighbor's yard, or in a swamp.
Here's a nice pile driver from Hammer & Steel.
You can also use your new pile driver to teach your computer a lesson when it misbehaves. Simply place your naughty computer directly beneath the hammer, climb into the cab, and let the hammer drop. Your computer won't give you any more trouble.
By the way, if you decide to build your house in your neighbor's yard, you'll be forced to do a bit of demolition work, so don't sell off the shears and crushers you got for Christmas.
I'll bet you never realized building a house could be so much fun!
No worries.
